So, Let’s Go Over This Real Quick
1. I am LS Quail.
As you can see in the “About Me” area, I like to write. With that being said, I may just pop a short story just for everyone to read📃. Critique it if you like (I know some of you are natural born critics, and your opinions are about as awesome as fly fart🤨), but I’m still gonna do it. I’m also very opinionated about certain things, and to some of you, I might come off as a bit of an ass. I’m not really a d**k😇! I just feel like getting things off my chest sometimes🤬. And I also poke fun at a lot of things, people, and places. Especially Kentucky where incest is relative👅.
2. No! I don’t wanna a “Hook Up”!
Don’t come on here and try advertising whatever sex site you’re showing your udders or swinging monkey bar on. I DON’T CARE! 😱😡
**3. *Warning!* There will be some naughty language.
🚩The words are in the English dictionary and can be used at my own discretion. Get over it. Get used to it. Don’t blush. You’ve probably said a couple yourself…. out loud…. in a crowded room… and meant it👍. As I said first, I like to write. I may throw some gobbledygook (yeah, great word, huh?) onto the page because I was killing time or because I had a nasty bout with some cold meds (those things can be coherent thought inhibitors sometimes) and will be used as my excuse when necessary🤪. If you see a word misspelled (LOOK I SPELLED IT RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY!)😄, don’t go flying off into a tizzy and getting your pretty, little, skid marked, pink panties in an uproar. It happens. Just ask the Einstein in your neighborhood who thinks “sugar” is spelled s-h-u-g-e-r😶.
4. Some of you won’t get it.
I may throw in some words or references that some of you won’t get 🤔. That’s because some of you will. I have many friends, we share inside jokes, and those references are to amuse them🤭. Just give up and move on. (I’m going on a field trip! I’m going on a field trip!🤪🚌)
5. Have fun!
That’s all I ask.😉 Don’t take everything so damned literal. I fling words. You read them. We may converse (or you may converse with nautynita69 because she wants to show everyone her boobies😲). We’ll have fun. That’s all it is. That’s why we’re here right? To be entertained? (There’s a whole Goodfellas sequence here I can throw in for fun, but I bet some of you have already started running that Joe Pesci reel)🎞
6. I got nuthin.
As I said, I’m just makin’ it up as I go🤫.
7. Read! Like! Comment! Share!
Because how else will I know if you’ve been here or not? “Read” my shorties. Click “Like” if you like it. Let me know what you think with a “Comment”. Then PLEASE😢 “Share” my page! 😘
Have fun and remember… SMLIE!-L.S. Quail